what up DORKS. i did more stuff because someone had to break my game again. :(

hopefully i NEVER have to touch this vile WORK again! unless someone finds more broken things in which case i WILL have to touch this vile WORK again!

patchwork

• fixed times where you run out of breath too many times from running

• minecart is easier to access

• fixed ONE typo.

• stopped camera from bricking your game if you try to play arcade games

new tings

• added a whole new BOSS

  • wow!

• two types of no clipping

• the removal of auto shooting by pressing mouse click

• a dash

  • wow!

• something else i literally forget right now

  • it was ammo. player can have ammo and reloading

20 new announcer lines

title

thanks

and goodbye. forever...

Now if you'll forgive me, I'm going to break character here. This probably isn't the true last update forever, but my updates to this game are going to be a lot fewer and far between going forward. My time on this game has been a lot of fun, but I'm ready to start moving on to new projects. And move on to new projects I have! I've started developing two new projects: One is a meme game in a similar style to Beat This Game To See Hot Lady, and the other is a short linear survival horror game, vaguely in the style of my other game, Space Trench. Something witty about the dichotomy of man here.

No true details on either of those projects yet, they're not gonna be ready for another month or two at least, but keep an ear out for me if you will. As with anything in life, the future of these projects is unknown right now as a lot could change, but those two games releasing in the near future are the current plan I have.

If you like my games and what I do, and you want to support me further, the best two ways to do that are either 1) Buy/talk about this game with your friends or favorite content creators and/or 2) Leave a positive review. If you've done one or both of those, words really don't suffice for how thankful I am for people like you helping me out. I don't enjoy the marketing aspect of game dev much as it often feels very disingenuous to me, so to have people find and support me despite that really is amazing.

Thanks to everyone who read this, everyone who's played the game, everyone who's watched someone play the game, or anyone else who's engaged with my work in some way. Hope to see you all in whatever I do next.