hey
you
YES YOU!
Did you know you can Beat This Game To See Hot Lady?
YOU DID!?!?
But did you know you could Beat This Game To See Hot Lady for only
ONE DOLLAR!
oh you did?
and you still didn't buy it? and you didn't buy it for every single one of your friends in the known and unknown world?
well then...
HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!!
THE GAME IS NOW only 76% OF IT'S ORIGINALY PRICE FOR NO REASON!
in case you can't do anything right that's 24% off. that's like. 24 cents. 24 pennies, if you will.
WHO KNOWS IF WE'LL EVER BOTHER PUTTING IT ON SALE AGAIN? I DON'T! AND NEITHER DO YOUUUUU!
SO WHATTA YOU WAITING FOR!?!?!!? HUUUUHHHHHHHHHH???????
just buy the game we need the money.