We're sooo pumped to announce the launch of the Heisen-Bro Official Soundtrack! 36 tracks of pure awesome, uncut, Alpha Bro-ness.

Bro, here's your change to be the Alpha-Sigma of the ultimate gym mating call!

Hack into your gym sound system and play such classics as Ripped My shorts, Pump Up the Bi's, My Juicy Kaboose, Obnoxious Dick and I Shit Myself Again.

Or bring your Bluetooth speaker to the outdoor gym station and blast motivating tracks such as Everyday is Booty Time, My Sups, Dumbbells, and Hank Hill Bum.

Wind down your windows at the stoplights and blast crowd pleasers such as Feel Good, Arnie's Song, My Mom, and So Hot.

Download the DLC now and receive a custom made free set of imaginary dumbbells. Custom made to mold around your existing calluses. Sure, they're imaginary and you're not going to get anything from us, but just imagine, they would be pretty cool if you did have them, right?

So get your juicy caboose over to The Official Heisen-Bro Soundtrack DLC and make everyday booty time on your sound system, bro!