We know. You were ready to commit crimes with your friends.

We were too.

The good news? We’re using the extra time to make the game bigger and more polished.

We Are So Cooked will now launch in 2027, and when it does, you’ll get multiple maps at launch instead of waiting for them to arrive post-launch.

More places to sneak through.
More bodies to drag.
More ways for everything to go horribly, horribly wrong.

Basically, we’re taking a little longer to make sure the game is as cooked as it can possibly be.

But You Won’t Have to Wait Long

Before you ask: you’ll be able to play We Are So Cooked very soon.

🔥 We Are So Cooked is coming to Steam Next Fest: October 2026 Edition!

October 19–26, 2026

That means you’ll be able to play the first public hands-on demo and see for yourself what happens when you give four idiots a corpse and tell them to get it to the exit.

Help Us Finish Cooking

If you want to help us out while we finish the game, you can wishlist We Are So Cooked on Steam.

Every wishlist helps us out a ton and makes sure you know when the game is ready to cause problems.

Thanks for sticking with us. ❤️

See you at Steam Next Fest!