🍆 NO MORE SHRINKAGE: THE MAGIC PENIS FIX & FPS BOOST IS LIVE! 💦
Keep your gains and boost your frames! The latest update is here, and it tackles some of the most crucial (and hilarious) issues in the game. I’ve been deep in the code fixing everything from disappearing inches in the bedroom to massive performance optimizations.
Here is the full, dirty breakdown of everything waiting for you in the new patch!
🔥 THE DIRTY DETAILS (INTIMACY & AI)
Because size matters, and so does your partner's mood.
• 1. The Magic Penis Fix: Fixed a tragic bug where your custom penis length would reset to the default size after having sex with an NPC, masturbating, or doing literally any other action with it. Your massive size is now permanently safe! Keep your gains!
• 2. Hornier AI Life Cycles: Completely rebalanced the AI life cycle parameters. I’ve adjusted how often they go to the toilet, how often they need to sit down and rest, and most importantly... how often they want sex. Prepare for much needier, hornier companions!
• 3. Eye Contact is Sexy: Fixed the head rotation for the main character and NPCs during conversations. They will now actually turn their heads to look at each other properly instead of staring into the void.
🚀 SMOOTH MOVES & FPS BOOSTS
Even more frames for your absolute pleasure.
• 4. Massive Optimization & Nanite Integration: The game was already running at 100+ FPS on PCs with good GPUs, but this update makes it even smoother (and might just save players on potato PCs without dedicated GPUs!). I have heavily optimized AI and NPCs, optimized the UI Widgets, and enabled Nanite for the Landscape, which provides a sweet little FPS boost across the board!
• 5. Mouse Sensitivity & Devlog: Added a highly requested Mouse Sensitivity slider to the settings! Curious to see exactly how I coded this feature? Watch the behind-the-scenes Unreal Engine Blueprint Devlog right here: 📺 Watch on YouTube:
🛠️ QUALITY OF LIFE & BUG SQUASHING
Squashing the annoying stuff so you can focus on the fun stuff.
• 6. Title Fix: Fixed an issue where the game's window title was just displaying "GASP" instead of the actual, glorious name of the game.
• 7. Clean Character Names: The game now automatically cuts out those ugly numbers that the Steam API forces onto the end of your username. You are a person, not a barcode!
• 8. Auto-Completing Quests: During the very first quest, if you get distracted, wander off, and forget to complete the second part (pressing [i]), the game will now recognize you left the area, automatically complete the quest for you, and switch to the next one! Go explore!
• 9. Grammar Check: Changed the text indicator from "Ally (Following me)" to "Ally (is following you)".
• 10. Menu Auto-Close: If you open the settings menu for an AI or NPC, and they awkwardly walk away from you (or you walk away from them), the menu will now automatically close itself. No more ghost menus!
💬 THANK YOU!
Jump in, check out the FPS boosts, test out your newly permanent custom size, and let me know what you think in the Community Hub! 🔥