Aww yeah, listen up cool cats and fine folks — Pimpalot done HIT the streets on Steam, baby!

That’s right, after all the hustle, grind, and midnight oil burnin’, this bad machine is finally LIVE and struttin’ its stuff.

If you been keepin’ this sweet thing on your wishlist, now’s the time to slide on in and treat yourself proper — especially while that launch discount’s lookin’ mighty fine.

Much love to everybody who showed support along the way. Y’all helped keep this ride rollin’.

Now quit jivin’ around and come play the game, sucker.