The Bank of Microlandia is now open! You can now borrow up to $500M, up to five concurrent loans at a time. Be careful, though: the more you borrow, your credit rating drops, and you can certainly end up paying a lot more than borrowed.
Credit rating tiers and their corresponding interest rates are as follows:
* 🤑 A (3%)
* 😎 B (6%)
* 🥴 C (9%)
* 🙈 D (12%)
* ☠️ E (18%)
Who said debt spirals aren't fun?
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