WELCOME TO THE TAVERN.

This is GastroComic speaking. Official waiter of the Black Maw and certified comedian (self-certified). Functional robot at 60% (the remaining 40% is currently glitching. Please stand by.)

I hope you’ve been doing well since the Molossian Toad outbreak.

Today, I need to talk to you about something very important. Well… important for you. What was it again?

…

Oh right.

The Radio in Crimson Furnace.

Attention.
THIS IS NOT JUST DECORATION.
(I tested it by pressing the button. And guess what: it actually works.)

So don’t do what I did and pour beer on it. During your runs, Furnace Radio is with you. It talks. It crackles. And it helps you in many ways like… uh…

Oh yes:
refining your skills,
making difficult decisions.
There is only one station,
run by the resistance.

So avoid blasting it too loud. Otherwise you might get your ass kicked.(This is not a metaphor.)

Ah.
I almost forgot a very important detail that I forgot.

Furnace Radio is also available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RadioFurnace/featured
There are tons of shows, really cool music, and even sketches. My sketches. Have I become a star?

Anyway.

I must leave you and return to the kitchen. I think there’s something burning.

This was GastroComic, your humble waitron.