We spent a long time thinking about how to dress our inmates. We considered options: business formal, casual, maybe something from Gucci. In the end, we arrived at the one true answer — stripes.

Yes, that timeless classic. Black and white, horizontal, for people who now have plenty of time on their hands.

We developed a full lineup: a tank top for those who work out in the yard; a polo for the white-collar guys who embezzled their way in; a button-up shirt — strictly for those who still consider themselves innocent; and a plain t-shirt for everyone else.

The collection is called "Striped Season." Worn year-round.