It's news at 9, Today's major headline: We're doomed. It's here.

Despite our best efforts, ROLLA is OUT NOW on Steam, which means that horrible pink ball of flesh we've been going on, and on, and on about for months is no longer our responsibility.

It's yours now.

For those unfamiliar with the situation: From developer Tyrmä Games, ROLLA is a fast, ridiculous arcade horror game about rolling, eating and growing your way from minor local nuisance to full scale city ending problem.

People? Eat them. Cars? Eat them. Buildings? You guessed it. Eat them.

A WHOLE PACK OF MEAT & BONE!

For those looking to take their meat consumption even further, we've got the BONE & SINEW EDITION which includes ROLLA, a special skin & the official soundtrack. More meat. More music. Why settle for the standard monstrosity when you can make it a little more special?

View game page

All meat and no bone? that's okay, the MEAT PACK is also available for all your fleshy needs:

View game page IN OTHER NEWS: IT’S CONTAGIOUS AND SPREADING FAST

We just can't help ourselves, we've also unleashed three bundles pairing ROLLA with some games of the same flavour from our partners, because even giant rolling masses of flesh have friends!

Pick your preferred flavour of chaos:

View game pageView game pageView game page
Three more ways to make the lives of innocent NPCs very difficult. We support you.

EVEN MORE TO COME

We’re also working up a competition where you could win a custom controller. Keep your eyes peeled for the details, you might as well have something nice to use while you cause absolute chaos.

Watch our launch trailer below:

NOW GO MAKE A MESS

It's time to get out there and ROLL.

A huge thank you to everyone who's followed ROLLA's development, played the demo, wishlisted the game or generally encouraged this absolute monstrosity.

ROLLA OUT NOW!