"The console is screaming. I, however, am perfectly calm. It appears the developer has ignored exactly 243 of my suggestions this morning. If the game feels a bit... unstable, just know it’s because the dev is playing God with a keyboard again.

But hey, the abyss is still pitch black and the creatures are still hungry, so I suppose the important parts are working. Don't mind the yellow triangles -they're just my way of saying 'I told you so'.

How deep are you willing to go before the engine actually gives up? Let's find out."

— Your 'Helpful' Companion