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Hello and welcome to THE PRE-ANNIVERSARY UPDATE for Unfair Flips! The game's been out for almost a year now (a little more than ten months), and it's time to give it a proper retrospective. This includes:
DEVELOPER COMMENTARY MODE
When you start up Unfair Flips, you'll have the option to activate Developer Commentary Mode. This option swaps the "standard" tutorial text for a series of mini-essays on the inspiration and work that went into Unfair Flips, and what happened in my life after and because of it.
It's one of the most personal things I've ever put online - it's the story of creating a game, but it's also the story of the many difficulties that followed. When I put out Unfair Flips, I was incredibly sick, and the months that followed were some of the hardest of my life. This is the story of how I nearly died, and how I came back to life.
STEAM TRADING CARDS
They're here! Now YOU can festoon (?) your userpage (??) with fancy badges and backgrounds!
Send the :unfairmilk: emote to your friends to perplex and amaze them! Eggbug anyone, anytime, anywhere with the :unfaireggbug: emote! The possibilities are limitlessless!
And finally (this isn't part of the update but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention it) --
500 FINGER FILLET DEMO OUT NOW
TRAPPED IN A DEADLY MACHINE
500 FINGER FILLET is a horror roguelite about being handcuffed to a hand-stabbing machine that won't unlock itself until you've stabbed your hand 500 times. With 20 minutes on the clock, what lengths are you willing to go to to escape? Will you make it out with all your fingers, or will you bleed out on the table?
CHOOSE YOUR OWN STABBING IMPLEMENT
Your captor is not without mercy. Every so often, you get to choose what the machine stabs you with next, from the dull Rusty Fork to the all-seeing Ritual Knife. You'll earn pitiful amounts of money through stabbing your hand, which you can spend on items and rings to improve your chances.
ESCAPE AT ALL COSTS
You'll lose fingers. You'll black out from pain. You'll bleed and bleed and bleed until there's nothing left in you. Every stab carries a risk. Every stab brings you closer to salvation. You must beat the clock against all odds.
All that stands between you and freedom is 500 stabs. Do you have what it takes?
Good luck,
Heather Flowers
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