Good evening, bakers! The fryer's sizzling and the dough's rising as we're hard at work making DONUT PANIC the best it can be.
Tonight we'd like to inform you of an important new rule for our beloved night crew.
Look, we know some of you have been reporting strange hallucinations, and we understand these can be distressing.
We hear you loud and clear, employee safety comes first. However...
We've also noticed a few too many bakers running off to the panic room at the slightest fright, and while it is there for your comfort, productivity does tend to take a hit when the staff's cowering in the panic room.
So from now on, rather than running off to hide in the panic room, we'd like you to consider whether you could simply toss that unsightly hallucination in the incinerator and get back to work!
You'll have to stay on your toes though! With this change our staff may now find they're required to dispatch multiple hallucinations in a single order, making them some of the most resilient bakers around.
Of course, for those more... imposing hallucinations, the panic room remains available for your convenience.
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We hope to see you there,
Management