Hello Quacks and Quackettes! Today’s top story may as well be in the tabloids! Famed international artist and known partier, Dük, was seen arriving at the Monte Quacko late last night. When asked about his plans, his team informed us he was here for an extended stay and would be moving in. But how did such famed feathers end up in our local casino?
Dük started as an underground artist, making his name etching chicken scratch into the biggest clubs in Berlin. A duck of the night, he quickly made a name for himself in the art world. Dük would soon find his art in art studios that his family could bribe all over the world. Now to assume that Dük’s success came from nepotism would be presumptuous. According to inside sources, his allowance would only allow him one new car every six months
After several years at the top of the art scene in Europe, he was named in a massive multi-year tax fraud scheme that saw the downfall of many business executives and political well-to-dos. Thankfully, Dük was not in Berlin at the time and decided that instead of returning to face justice, he would take up residency at his uncle’s casino, the Monte Quacko.
The Big Quack has always been known for his patronage of the arts, rather than pay any taxes, he donates his wealth to museums so they can improve their collections. It just so happens that after The Big Quack makes a large donation, that same museum buys a new piece from Dük! This good fortune worked out very well for both of them, and this feathered reporter thinks that if I had a friend whose tax breaks paid for my extravagant lifestyle, I’d want to keep him close too!
Until next time readers! We will continue to find the HOTTEST stories, brought straight to your ponds!
Written by Seymor C. Quackers, Investigative Journalist
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