Hello Dears,
Everyone has been terribly busy downstairs again. The engineers have submitted another progress report for Personnel to review.
Recent Facility Improvements are as follows:
A new puzzle has been installed within the forward compound. Please refrain from becoming trapped.
Terminal systems now fully recognise Xbox control devices. Administration has assured me this is a significant improvement.
Additional reading material has been distributed throughout the facility. If you happen to find a magazine, you're welcome to read it... if you have the time.
Operational Difficulty Classifications have now been introduced. Personnel may proceed under Easy, Normal, or Hard conditions. Please be advised that hostile encounters become considerably more dangerous as the classification increases.
The maintenance department has completed lighting upgrades throughout several areas of the facility. A new atmospheric condition, officially designated Red Haze, has also been observed. Visibility may be affected. Try not to wander.
Engineering reports indicate improved operational efficiency and higher overall performance across the facility. Personnel currently holding Beta Clearance Keys will receive these updates immediately as they become available. There always seems to be another report arriving on my desk...I need to send you all a memo with directions on our new office location.
You can never have too many locations, if one gets blasted by the Russians, some of us will be safe. I will get onto that shortly, for now, Please continue with your assigned duties.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Edith Wallace
Reception Desk
X300 Facility