Welcome to Hellbound Inc.
Every company has departments. Ours just happen to exist in the depths of Hell.
Inspired by Dante’s Divine Comedy, Hellbound Inc. takes you on a journey through eight circles of corporate Hell, each one reimagined as a department with its own unique hazards, challenges, and workplace nightmares.
So grab your employee ID, collect your delivery, and let’s take a tour of the workplace.
🔥 Circle 1: Limbo — The Training Department
Every new employee has to start somewhere.
At Hellbound Inc., that means surviving the Training Department.
Limbo is where you'll learn the essential skills you'll need to make your deliveries: precision movement, timing, and how to navigate a workplace that seems determined to kill you.
Consider it your introduction to the company.
Don't worry. It gets worse.
🔥 Circle 2: Lust — In-Human Resources
Welcome to HR.
We're here to help you reach your full potential.
Whether you want to or not.
The Lust department puts a Hellbound Inc. spin on Human Resources, where workplace hazards are taken very seriously — and employee wellbeing is definitely not.
🔥 Circle 3: Gluttony — Hell’s Kitchen
Everyone needs a break for lunch.
Unfortunately, Hellbound Inc.'s cafeteria isn't exactly known for its five-star dining experience.
Welcome to Hell's Kitchen, where the Gluttony department serves up everything an employee could possibly want.
And quite a few things they probably shouldn't.
Just remember: whatever is on the menu, don't ask what's in it.
🔥 Circle 4: Greed — Accounts
Money makes the world go round.
And in Hellbound Inc., Accounts makes sure every last cent is accounted for.
The Greed department is where numbers, paperwork, and corporate bureaucracy collide — with a few deadly obstacles thrown in for good measure.
After all, there's nothing the company values more than its bottom line.
Except maybe your soul.
🔥 Circle 5: Sloth — Rest & Relaxation
You’ve worked hard.
You deserve a little rest.
Welcome to Hellbound Inc.’s Rest & Relaxation department, where most of the staff have taken that advice very seriously.
The problem?
You’re still expected to work.
While everyone else is sleeping on the job, you’ve got places to be and quotas to hit.
🔥 Circle 6: Wrath — Customer Service
Welcome to Customer Service.
The phones never stop ringing. The work never stops coming in. And your manager is always ready to remind you that you’re not working hard enough.
The phones are deadly, the pressure is relentless, and getting yelled at is just another part of the job.
So take a deep breath, pick up the phone, and try not to lose your temper.
Your manager certainly won’t.
🔥 Circle 7: Envy - The C-Suite
Welcome to the top.
The C-Suite is where the most powerful employees in Hellbound Inc. spend their days making important decisions about the people beneath them.
It's also where ambition, competition, and envy reach their natural conclusion.
Climbing the corporate ladder has never been more dangerous.
And someone is always looking down on you.
🔥 Circle 8: Pride — Meet Your Boss
You've made it to the top.
After surviving the departments, the hazards, the bureaucracy, and the rest of Hellbound Inc., there's only one person left to meet.
Your boss.
Satan.
The one who owns it all. The one who sits above it all.
And the one responsible for putting you through Hell in the first place.
Welcome to the final circle.
Time to have a word with management.
Your New Workplace Awaits
Eight circles. Eight departments. One very unhappy employee.
Hellbound Inc. is now open for business.
Are you ready to clock in?