📰 RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCEMENT
📌 INTERNAL MEMO — PLEASE READ
Welcome back, employee...
We're pleased to inform you that Hellbound Inc. will officially launch on August 11, 2026.
Your role as an undead courier in our rapidly expanding infernal organization will soon become... permanent.
If you've played the demo, you've already demonstrated a basic tolerance for unsafe working conditions, repeated failure, impossible jumps, and middle management. Congratulations—you've completed the first stage of your training.
The full onboarding experience includes:
✔️ All 8 circles of corporate Hell—each more dysfunctional than the last
✔️ Dozens of new precision platforming challenges, hazards, and workplace accidents waiting to happen
✔️ More puzzles, tougher jumps, and even worse coworkers
✔️ Performance improvements based on employee suffering (thank you for your feedback)
✔️ A complete descent through your career at Hellbound Inc.
Over the coming weeks, we'll be sharing a new trailer, more updates, and additional onboarding materials before your first official day on the job.
In the meantime, you're encouraged to wishlist the game.
Failure to comply may be reflected in your next performance review.
We look forward to your continued service.
— Team Hellbound