Christmas season has arrived for Deadly Delivery Corporation!
You’ll notice a few gifts mixed in with your normal packages. Be EXTRA careful with these. Or not, they don’t pay any better.
Krampus is in a festive mood and is dressed for the occasion.
Three new Christmas hats are available as an alternative to your basic delivery uniform.
There is a cardboard Christmas tree in the base. If you generate enough profits by next year, we will consider upgrading it to a plastic Christmas tree.
There are now some candles in the base which will helpfully count down the number of goblins left alive (and not the weeks to Christmas).
You can now stream directly from the LIV tablet!
HR has stepped in and insisted we include some new anti-harassment warnings and reporting flows. I know this doesn’t seem related to Christmas, but it’s a precaution before any holiday parties get out of hand.
The lobby list will now show more lobbies, so you can find your ideal work crew.
Now, you’re probably asking, why is this called the Jingle Butts edition? Well, we have an update that absolutely no one asked for: the Wiggly Butt cosmetic. This is yours for free, as long as you claim it before December 22nd. Don’t say we didn’t give you a Christmas bonus!
Alright goblins, enough chit chat. We’ve got some more moderation improvements, bug fixes, balancing, and more content to work on. Time for you to get back out there and make those quotas! And we have to get cracking to open that northern mountain route next week…