Patch Notes - Version 1.0 — “Transcend This!”
🧪 Tiered Tears Rebalanced
The tier system for Tears has been reworked! Now each tier (Silver, Gold, Ruby, etc.) has better scaling, adjusted unlock levels, and more meaningful drop chances. Upgrading feels smoother and each new tier adds real punch to your grind.
🥊 Lil John Upgrades (Auto-Puncher)
Lil John just got a glow-up!
More Tears per Punch: His fists now hit harder! Each auto-punch generates more Tears.
Critical Hits: Unlocked critical strike chance! Occasionally, Lil John will... kick?! It will generate double Tears. Watch those numbers fly.
✨ NEW: Prestige Upgrade “Golden Time”
Once you get to Prestige Level 7 you can get a new feature: GOLDEN TIME!
Golden Time is a special state where Tears are worth 10x more, and comes with a new soundtrack (made by yours truly) and UI effects.
🌌 NEW MECHANIC: Transcendence
You’ve clicked, you’ve prestiged... now it’s time to transcend.
Transcendence is a late-game mechanic that permanently unlocks Transcendence Levels, used to access NEW power-ups.
You trascend... but sacrifice all Tears and Prestige to step into a new layer of gameplay.
It's a reset… but in another timeline (?!).
👜 New Bags with Ridiculous Visuals
Unlocked via Transcendence, these bags aren’t just skins, they are bags from... another timeline?!?!
Demon Bag and Chad Bag are the first two transcendental cosmetics, and they come with custom animations and in-game effects.
More are on the way! Collect them all and punch in style.
Oh, and of course... more achievements.
You may want to try the new patch to... Click to Punch.