Oi, you! Yeah, you with the pickaxe and no sense of self-preservation!
We’re calling all shovel-swingers, grappling-hook-gliders, and beer-guzzling brutes to join the OFFICIAL BETA of Only DWARVES DIG Proper HOLES! 🍻
What’s in it for you, you ask?
We’ll give you the game.
For free.
Yes. Like, actually free. No gold coins. No IOUs. Just glorious dwarven gameplay shoved right into your Steam library.
All we ask in return?
Your HONEST feedback.
Tell us what made you laugh, cry, or scream into your mining helmet. We promise to listen (unless it's about nerfing the grappling hook—never).
But first, you need to JOIN OUR DISCORD and ask for your beta key.
We’ll hand it over like a frothy pint at the tavern—no questions asked (okay maybe one or two).
🪓 JOIN OUR DISCORD 🪓
Click here, beardling 👉 Discord
Meet other testers. Request your beta key. Share your most explosive hole-digging fails. Post memes. Argue about whether dwarves should wear pants. All the good stuff.
⛏️ So what do you need?
- A VR headset
- A sense of adventure
- A love for digging
- And at least 1 (one) working eye to spot danger or treasure (optional, but preferred)
The beta is limited, so grab your spot faster than a goblin grabs unguarded loot.
We’ll see you in the tunnels, tester. Just remember:
DIG DEEP. DRINK BEER. REPORT BUGS.
—The Devs
(Still stuck in a hole. Send help.)