Me: I'm going to release my game and sneak it onto Steam and surprise all my old fans! ːsteamhappyː
Steam: It's been over six years. We don't do that anymore.
Me: Oh... Okay... Um... I can still try and get it out before Black Friday, right?
*TWO WEEKS OF BUREAUCRACY LATER.*
Hi. My game is done. I even made a cool update video explaining everything. Unfortunately, Steam now insists on making every new release wait two weeks before launching, so while I want to give everything to you all now, I'm not allowed to. (And for the sake of making the video make sense, I'm not going to show it to you either.)
Here is thine link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1832380/The_Albino_Hunter_Revamp/?beta=0
See you on December 23. Because life hates me.
[EDIT]
Apparently I didn't post this announcement right. I'm reposting it because otherwise PEOPLE WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE IT! Otherwise, I have nothing new to say. >.>