I have opened Android testing! Please join the internal test, so I can get the game released on Google Play in the best possible quality! (You first need to join the email list, but you can put no emails, so you just get access to the game. Then download the game from Google Play.) After that is all the new content in this end of year update.

Link to email list:

https://groups.google.com/g/hardest-testing

Link to download the test build:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=fi.eerolaine.hardest

New Keywords

4 new keywords.

· Lich King – Double multiplier for every 3 SAME_TYPES in your grave or purge.

· Pickled – Double multiplier for each face-down card you have played this game.

· Nine Lives – After you lose with a Cooties card 9 times, you get this. (You have to lose 9 times during the same game. You will get the card permanently. If I add more Nine Lives cards in the future, you will get one of them randomly. Also, if the keyword is stolen by a non-god card, that card becomes a god. Otherwise, this would have no “real” effect.)

· Magnetism – Forces opponent to choose a scissor. (If defeats or destroys a scissor, permanently gains rust.)

New Cards

11 new cards.

· Glow Sticks (Rockstar) – Celebrate, Pair

· Centipede (Scissor) – Lich King, Rust

· Handicraft (Paper) – Undead, Lich King

· Ant Lion (Rock) – Buried, Lich King

· Miracle Donation (Rock) – Celebrate, Perfect Clone

· Tentacles! (Scissor) – Nostalgia, Tidal

· Cucumber (Rock) – Pickled

· Jar of Peaches (Paper) – Aura Farming, Pickled

· Cat Cemetery (God) – Positive, Nine Lives

· Pumpkin Knot (Rock) – Sabotage, Magnetism

· Lotte’s Pantsu (Paper) – Cooties, Mushy, Sinful

Logic Changes

· Time-stop advantage multiplier now resets when going to grave. (When shooting.)

· Replace logic now takes Chameleon, Ocean and Time Stop advantage into calculation. (Uses same logic as enemy AI.)

· Card multiplier now affects points gained with keywords: Positive, Nut and Ocean Dweller. (This makes so you can do better combos, and just makes sense now.)

· Holographic and rare-stamp cards give double base points when sucked with Infinite Void.

Bug Fixes

· Fixed point bar not resetting when dying.

· Fixed opponent’s face changing from losing to winning face after game has ended.

· Infinite Void can now eat face-down gods. (I keep so that Cursed cards still cannot be eaten, even while face-down, because Cursed is such a weak keyword.)

· Enemy AI know knows to try to counter Infinite Void with a Carrot-eater card.

· After time stopped shooting, no results phase actions can happen anymore. (Means digital, nutting, revealing buried cards, and so.)

Eye Candy / Ear Candy

· Added more backgrounds for some characters.

· Double-glow-stick-rattle animation and party blower sound for Celebrate.

· Lich King lingering shadow and DIE sound effect.

· Handicrafts’ horrifying spider egg bullet and crawling sound.

· Characters can now have multiple songs which of one is chosen at random. (5 new rap songs of my own rap added: Hello KITTY -sukat, Puumamagneeti, Pyynikin Sarjapaskoja, On Uusi Tähti Taivaalla, and Ainoo Sanssi.)

· Pickled jar splash sound effect, and flying pickles animation. (Animation played if pickled-multiplier is 8 or higher.)

Bugs

· Fixed critical bug that incinerating a cloned card used to crash the game. (Same time fixed that incinerating cloned cards actually removes from the list of cards added to your deck after the game.)

· Fixed a visual bug that opponent could show their intimidating shake after you already won the game.

Random

· Skibbidy renamed to Skibidi. (Only now found out how people actually write it.)

· Now every time song changes, there is ¼ chance it straight plays any random song, instead of the song of the character you are currently fighting. (For variance’s sake.)

· Now for effects like Magnetism that make you unable to play some cards in hand, those cards shutter to symbolize which cards are unavailable.

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Thanks again for your continued support. Please try the Android version, we need 12 more testers for public release on the Google Play Store. See you again next year. We had the greatest first year this game could have wished for. Hope you’ll enjoy listening to my personal rap songs in the background now.

You are THE BEST — Eero Laine