Typin' fast, Clickin' the keys
Fueled by coffee, Kill some buggies
Built the feature, now we're back for release
Just a girl and her stubborn hard drive
So many bugs that Refuse to die
fix one more thing and three more multiply
Don't lose my mind on the dreams of the game
We must fight just to keep it alive
- The will of the goblin
By Alice the code goblin.
Done in full at the end of the log cuz Nathan is a meanie!
Oh I like this one a lot. Best parody I did so far IMO.
WELL LADDIES AND LADIES! It is time for another release of
THE CHANGING PRISONERS DILLEMA!
That's right! Which means that this devlog will be shorter! and more a change log if i am honest.
First off!
General changes
Code optimisations
Basically required for any proper update x3. We have improved the running of the gameplay manager, save system and several call systems.
Bug fixes!
We fixed bugs. Uh..... probably should keep a list of these. But rest assured there should be way fewer soft locks, not being able to start the game and audio errors. I tested it myself and could get to the end of each route!
New mechanic: Flexing
That's right! by pressing the middle mouse button you can now FLEX YOUR GINOURMOUS MUSCLES. (male only)
'New mechanic': Slapping the wall
YEAH! You can slap the wall inside the testing room! shiny and new just by pressing H! Nathan: Alice that has been in the game for months. We just did not assign a proper key or image yet HEY!.... They don't need to know that. Anyhoo we are also looking for suggestions on what to put this button on. Keep in mind it is only for the test chamber scene
New mechanic: Grabbing your dick!
YEAH! you can now feel that massive, girthy sun of a bitch in the bathroom. Mila should have a few reactions! You can only do it in the bathroom though (for now~)
The bathroom!
Yeah guys! You can now enter the bathroom as male Brandon! Perhaps you are a gentleman and let Mila finish dressing? Perhaps you are not.
This is the main meat of this update. The triggerscene and exclusive scene system i created is..... well very convoluted and to be honest *BAD* so it took some time getting it all right.
But still! there is a whole host of new scenes for you to try find and explore. From groping your pecs, to talking to Mila.
After this. The bathroom should take you to the end demo screen.
NEXT UP!
Right. SO! our next update will be in 2 months from now for Bimbo blaster. Keep on the watch for that. Should include a new level.
Afterwards we are switching back to TCPD. With the final scenes! We are planning to do the first few branches of the bedroom. Though can almost (ALMOST) guarantee that the sex scenes will be included! Perhaps a few epilogues too~
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
I have begun streaming. Every saturday from 12:00 CET to 17:00 CET I will be live on twitch. The first 30-60 minutes will be talking, Then you guys can see how game dev actually works! as i will be developing the SFW parts of the game on stream. Then if folks feel like it we can play some games. Should be fun!
With that! I wish you farewell until the next devlog! May the will of the goblin be with you!
Typin' fast, Clickin' the keys
Fueled by coffee, Kill some buggies
Built the feature, now we're back for release
Just a girl and her stubborn hard drive
So many bugs that Refuse to die
fix one more thing and three more multiply
Don't lose my mind on the dreams of the game
We must fight just to keep it alive
It's the will of the goblin, it's the thrill of the night
Risin' up to the challenge of our patreons
As the last known save error kills the game to my fright
And it's facing the of with the will of the coder
Face to face, out in the loo
Lookin' tough, stayin' horny
We fill the the scene with all that we can
For the boobs with the will to see more
It's the lust of the many, it's the will to see tits
isin' up to the challenge of our penis
And the best fucking patreons
pays our bills at each month night
And you're watching us work with the will to see tits
takin' off, her tight red top
Had the lust, got the muscles
Went end played, now we're not gonna stop
Just a girl and her will to improve
It's the will of the goblin, it's the thrill of the night
Risin' up to the challenge of our patreons
And the best fucking patreons pays our bills at each month night
And you're watching us work with the will of the goblin
The will of the goblin
The will to see tits
The will of the goblin
The will to see tits