HEY RATSHAKERS,
THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.
The TALKING SUMMER RATSHAKER PLUSH disappears at 12PM PT today.
THAT IS JUST 12 HOURS AWAY.
He is nine inches tall.
He is shaped like a hot dog.
He talks when you squeeze him.
He contains lines like: “THEY TURNED ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE.”
BUY THE TALKING RAT NOW:
https://youtooz.com/products/talking-summer-ratshaker-plush-9-inch
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause an overwhelming urge to shake / squeeze objects, drain unknown meters, and induce indecipherable whispers. Side effects may be irreversible.