HEY RATSHAKERS,
THE RAT-POCALYPSE DRAWS NEAR.
LESS THAN 2 WEEKS REMAIN UNTIL THE RATSHAKER PLUSHIE RETURNS TO THE VOID FROM WHENCE IT CAME.
BUY ONE. BUY ONE HUNDRED. OBEY THE SQUEEZE.
NO AMOUNT OF SHAKING WILL BRING IT BACK - AND YOU'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME...