HEY RATSHAKERS,
BEHOLD! THE RAT HAS TRANSCENDED ITS DIGITAL PRISON TO ACHIEVE FORM IN HUMAN MEATSPACE. NOW YOU TOO CAN SHAKE YOUR VERY OWN RAT.
PRE-ORDERS GO LIVE ON MAY 21ST @ 3PM EST.
FOR NOW, YOU CAN ENTER A GIVEAWAY FOR A CHANCE TO GET A RAT ABSOLUTELY FREE!
*IF YOU WIN THAT IS