It's almost too much to take in, I know.
Not only do you get the greatest game ever created, but you can play it with your Xbox*, PS5*, PS4*, Ninty Switch*, Steam controller*, Steam Deck*, and maybe others who knows I ain't got time to test your knock-off Hello Kitty brand pink camo controller grandma gave you seven Christmases ago so maybe you should update your hardware there, buck-o.
My generosity knows no bounds.
*I hope