Well, hey there, champ. It's yer ol' pal Eli here - and guess what? It's that time of year again.
You can pick up Supersize My Heart right now through the end of the Steam Spring Sale for just .99 cents American currency. That's right, for just roughly 81.5-85 Russian rubles you can get 20 hours of somewhat amusing if predictable entertainment. From oooool' Uncle Eli straight to you. Mahahlo, amigas
What's that? You already bought a copy of Supersize My Heart? Well, that's mighty kind of ya, stranger tips cowboy hat I don't know how ta thank ya. May the Rain King bless your corn.
Does your sister have a copy of Supersize? How about your brother? Parents? Friends? Old high school classmates? Complete strangers? Why not pick up an extra copy or two for the ones you love or hate in your life, and spread the Flavor City care around?
That's right, my name's Elijah ********* and I won't stop till I see a copy of Supersize My Heart in the hands of every man, woman and nonbinary this side of the Rockies. Then and only then will I be able to die.