Sup fam! Simon and White G reporting from the deck of Steamboat Willy (not to confuse it with Willie).
Takin’ y’all on a lil’ tour of that boat setup. And yeah - fries 🍟 are on the menu.
Last time I told you how to do laundry in Bad Cheese, today I'd like to share with you how to make fries. And if you think you know how to make them, believe me, you're wrong. They definitely don't taste as good as TayToe Fries.
Tay Toe Incorporated supports sustainability 🥬 and is therefore seeking solutions that will reduce the production of environmentally harmful batteries, which are not only unreliable in low temperatures but also potentially fire-prone. The company's idea is based on the use of natural, food-based energy sources such as potatoes. 🥔 As we know from physics classes, potatoes have been one of the most readily available energy sources since the time of Columbus. Furthermore, once the charge is depleted, the potato can be consumed as a delicious, low-fat meal. Damn, these fries bussin' like crazy! 😎🍟
All the concept sketches for Frynator 2000 were really rough (hey, after all even Picasso did some napkin drawing of questionable quality)
The machine park, manufactured by Tay Toe Inc. in collaboration with environmentalists, is known to customers under the well-known name Frynator 2000™. Take a look at the individual devices in this set, which demonstrate the principle of operation in the form of the voyage of a happy potato:
TayToe Gun™ - Let's start with the fact that if we're going to make fries, we first need to bring potatoes. And this is where things get interesting – we're starting with the wonderful TayToeGun. This unassuming, mid-range gun not only allows you to suck potatoes into the storage tank, but also shoots them with great force. A potato counter allows the gun operator to quickly check the number of rounds. This addition was made in one of the latest iterations of this model.
TayToe Sockets™ - a socket equipped with four copper tips, allowing you to insert a potato and begin the process of transferring power to the electrical grid. The socket is manufactured for various markets in 120 and 230 volts and 60 and 50 Hz frequencies. Four wall plugs are included. Mount out of reach of children. ⚡
TayToe Peeler™ - an industrial peeler powered by three potatoes, equipped with a chute with a mechanical information panel. 3 potatoes required for trouble-free use.
TayToe Slicer™ - industrial guillotine-style slicer. Powered by 4 potatoes.
TayToe Fryer™ - high-capacity baking cabinet with a three-potato igniter and a dual LPG cylinder. It features a floor-mounted gas valve, ensuring the cook is at a safe distance from the cabinet and won't be burned while preparing the delicacies.💥🔥
TayToe Packer™ - industrial self-packing box with a counter allowing for precise checking and placement of the desired number of fries in the package.
TayToe Generator™ - high-performance 8500-watt generator. Requires 8 potatoes but provides exceptionally long operating times. ⏱️
🥔 REMEMBER TO PURCHASE ALL DEVICES FROM AN AUTHORIZED TAY TOE INCORPORATED DEALER – OTHERWISE, YOU WILL VOID THE WARRANTY. 🥔
In my game, you'll have the chance to use all the devices and not only try the fries yourself, but also treat your whole family. Nomnomnom!
Oh! If a dangerous demon like a Puffermouse 🐡 appears during gameplay, remember that the TayToe Gun is not only useful for preparing a nutritious meal, but also as an effective self-defense tool.
I'd write more, but I'm tired of sitting at the computer, and my best ideas come to me during walks. So I’m hoppin’ in the yellow beast, White G on the leash, time to ditch the desk and step out for some fresh air.
Peace out, Simon & White G
