Hey everyone,
IT'S ALMOST OVER.
RELEASE DATE __________________
SEPTEMBER 21st, 2026
that's TOMORROW... or TWO DAYS FROM NOW, depending on which syde of the globe you lyve in....
WHAT TOOK SO LONG? __________________
We've been CRAMMING the game FULL OF FEATHURES, DUNN!!!
We got...
SEVEN mash-frenzied stages full of NEW ARENAS...
NEVA SEEN BEFORE enemy types...
REWORKED PLAYER ATTACKS, for maximum agency...
A REALLY TUFF FINAL BOSS to test THUG-FU to its limits....
Thanks for your patience...
It won't be long now.