Yesterday I decided to press an unusual button.
(original tweet here: yes right here)
Have you ever thought "what if butter went on literally everything?"
Well I have. And I did. So I applied the thought to reality.
You see, I had a button in front of me. I first became aware of the button. Otherwise, how could I have put butter on the Sour Skittle?
Then, I made the decision to press it.
Then, I held it (seen in the picture).
Then I released it.
Where did I release it unto? My mouth? The trash can?
All I'll say is that the sourness didn't bother me nearly as much.
Always yours,
Josh Powlison, creator of Josh Powlison's BUTTON: Mildly Remastered Edition
PS: I hope you're beginning to realize that everything in life is a button. You've been playing this game since before you were born. I'm simply bringing it into your conscious.
PPS: Euphoira.
PPPS: I spelled "Euphoria" wrong but my backspace key isn't working.