Hello Crispy and Floppy Alike,
Your HR department has received an anonymous video from what appears to be a sentient pair of very-white hands. They, uh, know a few things about us that we would really have to kill all of you over if it ever got out, so we are compelled to deliver their message in full.
This...the words are written in ketchup on a candy wrapper, but we think it's a...release window? Perhaps to Taco Terror itself - how exciting!
The window is Q1 of 2025 for the full, unfiltered release of Taco Terror!
Accompanying this defilement of candy is this video from the development "team" diving into the utter horror of game development and sandwich creation. What a trooper.
Give it a watch below: