Hello Taco Traffickers,
A quick note from your beloved HR department about some rodents that have been eating throguh our wires. Whomever released them into the men's restroom, your childish prank has the health inspector waving around legal documents. And he took my last piece of candy!
You can expect the following changes to take place:
- You enemies have al had your balancing tweaked across all difficulty levels.
- We've fire-bombed the rat panzer divisions out of the Main Menu to prevent a potential soft-lock.
- A few of you sprites have sharpened up and you'll stay that way, damn it!
- Subtitle typos have been rectified - respect the Oxford comma!
To whomever unleashed this plague upon our beloved TACO Corp, we will find you. Your punishment will make our latest outbreak of Mad Cow disease look like a burp in the water cooler.
For those of you that are NOT threatened by what I just said, have a beautiful, TACO-ful day!
- Brumhilda, Head of TACO Corp HR.
1995 Hokey-Pokey-A-Little-Chokey Safety Course Top Adopter
2015 Uh-Oh-Work-Let-Me-Go Black Diamond Level Founder
2025 Winner of Most Work Place Incidents With No Survivors