Attention TACO Corp Non-Union Drones:
Hello again from your Human Resources Department, where we take the 'Human' out of your available resources!
The board has spun the bottle of "Employee Pacifiers" and decided that you should all receive another meal for the month - that's right, it's a demo so nice, you are contractually obligated to love it twice!
This update is super big on paper while remaining slim and taut in the folder. Sure, he's a little rough around the edges, but you could snap a grappling hook to that firm chin...hm? Oh, sorry, I...let's talk about what's new!
This update brings with it:
- 3 Additional Levels (two shooty-bang-bang plus one charming little hideout).
- Over 20 New Voice Lines Including a Dedicated 'Quip' Button.
- One Space In The Hideout To View Movies/Ads From Your Drunken Past.
- One Broken Jukebox That Only Plays Random Songs.
- An Upgrade Computer! Pump Yourself Up With Food Science!
- Complete Steam Deck Support - No More Asterisks!
- One New In-Universe Trailer For The Best Movie Ever Created.
- 2 Available Upgrades To Spice-Up Your Playthrough.
- Look Sensitivity Slider Installed.
- About 10 billion smaller things!
All-in-all, this is a big one - so big the caterer will surely go out of business when we don't pay him for this spread.
(Pause for laughter).
Laughter time has now concluded. Coming alongside this is a pair of new trailers - one a revamp of our original one and the other for the aforementioned "best movie of all time", Birth of a TACO Hero, a little later this week.
Your beloved HR Department will leave you with two parting thoughts - first, Next Fest is right around the corner and we will be taking it over like an uninhabited island in the 1800s. Taco Terror will aim to be in every Steam library is possibly can by the end of that illustrious period, then hunt down the few stragglers like bunnies.
Second, within this new demo we are asking you to give some of that beloved anonymous feedback you've all been suing us about. Tell us where we stink. Tell us where we rock. Tell us where you hid the bodies. Who knows, there might be a pizza party in it for you...as soon as we get rid of the leftovers from the last pizza party.
Thank you again from us, the cattle-prods-in-the-wall that ensure you'll never know a moment's peace here at Taco Corp!
- Brumhilda, Head of Taco Corp HR
2001 Winner of Most Media Sources Bought Over Three Month Period
2002 Winner of Most Subsidiaries Closed Over Three Week Period
2003-33 Winner of Best Place To Work For Those Wishing To Forcibly Retire