Attention Drive-Thru Lovers,
Your head of HR is back from my prison stint for feeding my house plant melted cheddar cheese with some new prison ink and a whole pack of cigarettes worth of news.
For those that haven't heard, Taco Terror is the best thing to ever to be recommended for consumption by 1 out of 10 doctors. Now, we have a video that proves it - and officially announces the final release date of Taco Terror to be February 11th! Please consume below:
After your brain has been scrubbed clean by that moist jet, let's talk about what's coming at launch and what's coming soon after. Here's what we plugged into a single outlet already:
- Full upgrades including a mini game loop for even MORE upgrades.
- Xbox Controller Support!
- 40 achievements that encourage you to explore and replay.
- 4 mini games that range from super easy to easily super.
- Dozens of hilarious conversations to find.
- Over 20 levels to shoot through all across New TACO City
- Four "Movies" to watch, ten comics to find, and more collectibles!
- A lovely instruction manual complete with hints, bios, and more!
- Cloud saves for the multi-machine killer!
- A pause menu.
- Colors.
- And more!
Within a week of launch, your overlords here at TACO Corp will expect to have ready for you...
- Added audio fun for the instruction manual
- A little secret for those that order the most takeout food...
- I'm sure some patches to fix dumb things.
This has been a fun year of Terroring in the Taco realm, and we're very excited for you peons to see the horror of Esteban Gonzalez trying to shut down our mom-and-pop operation.
Look forward to a post next week, which might have another surprise or two in store!
Back to work!
- Brumhilda, Head of Taco Corp HR