The Demo of the interactive film game "God bless，or Goddess" with a fantasy style, created by the original team behind "Knowledge, or know Lady", is now available for demo. Turned ‘cultivation’ into ‘humiliation’! Crazy laughter? No, no, no. We’re here to make your heart race and your cheeks burn. Ready for your Dao heart to tremble?
Pricing announcement: 39 yuan to make friends. Young friends, please hold on. This move is really not just empty talk!
39 yuan = Six stunning Dao partners + one heart-pounding journey to immortality! we’re setting the price at a laughably low launch offer: just 39 yuan! A Pure Yang Spirit Root once in a millennium?
39 yuan doesn’t just get you a game — it gets you a whole damn “Immortal Cultivation Simulator” that slaps!
Six or seven Dao partners — don’t worry if some are “side characters,” each one’s got emotional nukes ready to detonate! A totally unreliable master personally guiding you through cultivation? The cold-faced senior sister switches moods faster than she forms hand seals? Second sister’s eyes alone could shake your soul... Young friends, do you have enough Dao heart left in the tank to survive this?
No more slideshow-style cultivation! This is full real-time, first-person immersion — sword flying, moonlit sect whispers, and mysterious realm exploration! Real-time interactions, full-on immersive immortal journey!
Every choice you make isn’t just a dialogue option — it’s a VIP pass to “who enters your dreams tonight.” This isn’t pretend cultivation — we’re doing this for real.
Dao friend! Whether I ascend or combust in steam… it’s all up to you now!（hand over)
Spread the word! Let’s trade heart for heart! If this humble 39 yuan journey made you honk with laughter like a goose, cringe with immortal awkwardness, or overdose on sugary sweet moments— all we ask is a STEAM review bomb of pure love! Help more mortal “friends” witness the glory of what we call the “Cranedream Sect Admission Scroll” (jk).
Long-tail impact: MAX ULTRA. Pure value, no regrets! Forgettable short dramas? Not here. We’re the soul-piercing kind of quality — one shot, one bond. Three years from now, if you want to return to the sect and flirt with your senior sister again? The gates will still be open. One-time purchase. Eternal fate.
No loot boxes. No gacha. For just 39 yuan — even the Three Pure Ones and the entire Immortal-Demon Realm would shed tears of joy!
[Final outburst (voice cracking)]
it’s just that 39 yuan for six ethereal Dao partners is a WAY better deal!
June 9th, 6PM (CST) –
The demo for “Fairy, Please Don’t Distract Me from Ascending” officially launches during the New Release Festival. We’re aiming high, hoping this little soul-powered game gets the spotlight it deserves!
June 20th, 10AM –
Let the chaos and cultivation begin!
The gates of Crane Illusion Sect swing wide open!
Fellow Daoist, come “decipher” the path and turn your emotional entanglements into eternal fates!
(Possessed by Lin Fan, tearfully screaming)
Master! Your disciple isn’t just selling himself this time (not really) —
I’m selling this game to feed you! Please don’t dock my monthly allowance again!