Hello medieval hospital manager,
The surreal roster of doctors present in Fable Hospital welcomes its newest addition, The Executioner!
Even executioners can reinvent themselves as doctors. This specialist doesn't hesitate, doesn't flinch, and above all, doesn't use anesthesia. His diagnosis is quick—and so is his treatment. They say he has a steady hand. A little too steady.
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Take a look to the rest of the roster of Doctors & Workers here:
DOCTORS
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Plague Doctor
The only person with knowledge slightly similar to medicine. He cures 50% of his patients and kills the other 50%, a surprisingly better average than his colleagues. He is also obsessed with cleanliness and hygiene. He is the only doctor who always washes his hands.
Druid
His favorite remedies are infusions and music. Unfortunately for his patients, his infusions taste like dirt, and his musical abilities are on par with those of a deaf cat. To a druid, magic and gardening are the same thing. He never feels bad when he loses a patient; they serve as fertilizer for his plants.
Alchemist
The world's foremost expert in succeeding by failing. The worse his formulas' results, the more likely they are to end up curing the patient. Side effects are... secondary. Who cares if your skin changes color, the number of fingers on one hand isn't usual, or you lose an ear? The important thing is getting cured. It may not cure you, but it might make you rich by turning you into gold.
Fortune Teller
She is a master of future knowledge. But she can't differentiate between the important parts and the trivial details. Well, no one is perfect. By the way, her obsession with the evil eye as the cause of all known diseases doesn't help.
Mad Engineer
He is convinced that he will change the world with his next invention. And he certainly will: to a smokier and more explosion-filled place. Skilled like few others in the art of creating things that almost work. He despises the weakness of flesh. You may enter the operating room for a wrist surgery and leave with a steam-powered mechanical arm.
Torturer
He doesn't like being called a torturer, he prefers chiropractor. When you hear him talk about "alternative therapies," you know what he means. He is the best at making his patients talk, though always in an incomprehensible manner. "If it hurts, it means it's healing" as a way of life
Friar
Always willing to pray for your soul and your health. A staunch defender of moderation with a glass of wine in hand. He has a tendency to prescribe "a fun afternoon" as a cure for almost everything (this afternoon includes large amounts of wine). With a maxed-out faith build, he fully believes that divine power can cure everything, even what medicine can't touch.
Nun
Ancient healing methods, recipes with centuries of "proven" effectiveness. They dedicate their lives to caring for others as long as your health improves quickly; their patience runs out quickly (especially if a friar drinks their wine). The plants they use for healing also serve them to make a delicious salad, whenever the occasion allows.
Wizard
He is wise and reflective, always invoking the right magic, though his healing spells leave a slight burning smell on the patients. Before joining the hospital, he was a professor at a famous magic school—until a small "explosive accident" in potions class cost him his job. He dresses like a solemn wizard, but his true specialty is card tricks.WORKERS
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Gatherer Goblins
They work tirelessly and never talk about working conditions. By working, they mean collecting all kinds of things. And by all kinds of things, I mean EVERYTHING, even those that have an owner. Their concept of ownership is, let’s say... flexible.
Baker
She is capable of turning flour, water, and yeast into a healing miracle. Sometimes she even adds sugar, though no one is sure if it's too much. Most of her bread is so hard that you could knock down a troll with a single blow, but that's a minor detail. As they say, half a loaf is better than none.
Hunchback Janitor
Frighteningly efficient in keeping the hospital clean. His cleaning method inevitably involves scaring the patients, which doesn’t make him very popular among them. However, he has an inexplicable love for ringing the bells, which has become one of his daily routines. While he is the favorite of rats and other rodents, he has a strange animosity toward the friar, creating tension whenever they cross paths.
Recepciónists
These undead are in charge of organizing patients in the hospital. They are very professional, though a bit arrogant. They speak three languages: Sarcasm, limited patience, and "not my problem."
Brewmaster
The most beloved employee in the hospital, both by doctors and patients. He prescribes beer as a cure as easily as he samples his own brews. His only weak point is his inability to measure the potency of his beer, which usually has more degrees than a stew in August.
Leprechaun
His storytelling skills reach unimaginable limits: some patients manage to get cured just by listening to him narrate, while the rest simply fall asleep. The problem? His fondness for practical jokes. The poor patients who fall asleep often end up with their faces marked. Additionally, he likes gold and rainbows, which leads him to always seek out the brightest things in every corner of the hospital.