Hi there!
It’s almost the Holiday season. And we have a curveball for your present ideas – the third wave of Mouthwashing merch by Fangamer.
They still refuse to produce real-life Dragonbreath mouthwash, citing FDA approvals as “a nightmare”. But this time they have corporate approved items from Pony Express itself.
And an essential thing for stealing Daisuke’s fit as well.
Pony Express Mug
A utensil with an ideal form-factor for holding that brown liquid aboard the spaceship the corporate calls “coffee”.
Pony Express Ringer T-Shirt
Some days it’s about getting to the destination more than anything. And this tee will grant you enough willpower to plow through any hurdle.
Pony Express Ringer T-Shirt product page
Polle Plush
The great (and adorable) mascot of Pony Express, purpose made to protect your dreams (allegedly) and definitely not haunt them (probably).
Complete with a voice box with over 15 voice lines, so you wouldn’t ever forget about your responsibilities.
Daisuke's Aloha Shirt
Choose to opt out of doing any silly work, and opt in to just living silly instead.
Daisuke's Aloha Shirt product page
This is the end of the corporate approved message for the corporate approved merch promotion. Hopefully, this makes for a lot more potential presents for you to choose from!
Polle Says: Until Next Time,
Wrong Organ & CR Channel Crew
