Authorities announced this morning that Titanium Court -- notorious source of international mischief, misconduct, and misdemeanor -- has left a calling card announcing it will expand its base of operations to a wide selection of devices and platforms as early as October 29th.

Affected platforms are reported to include:

Nintendo Switch
Nintendo Switch 2
PlayStation 5
iOS (via the Apple App Store)
Android (via the Google Play Store)
As if such brazen lawlessness weren't enough, authorities also report that Titanium Court will remain on sale until October 22nd.

When questioned about these new developments, noted criminal and principal suspect AP Thomson made the following statement:

[EMBED trailer here]

Harrowing. We advise all concerned citizens to make their displeasure known through all available channels including voting for the Golden Joystick awards in which Titanium Court finally faces public scrutiny:
https://www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoystickawards/