Seasons are here
Hey everyone! v1.4 is out, and with it the first real season. Season 01: Peel-o-ween is hosted by Granny Peel, and it changes how a run works.
- Three weeks of play, then a week of rest. When the next season opens, the beach starts over.
- You keep what matters: every piece of gear (foil, rolls, stars and finish), your looks and dyes, achievements, the Juicer's level and your prizes.
- Everything else starts again: gear levels, Pulp, summon pity, characters and the rest, so everyone races from the same line.
- A 30-tier pass with Granny's looks spread along it, and her weekly chores for extra XP.
🏆 Season leaderboards
- Seven boards, all starting empty with the season: bananas, bananas in hand, Cosmic, highest crit, clicks, slices and the fastest to the Archivist.
- Top 10 on any board wins that season's title, and it's never handed out again.
- Fastest to the Archivist counts once per save. Want a better time? Start a new save during the season.
- A friend passes you? You'll hear about it.
✨ Ethereal Bananas
Paid out when a season closes: for your pass tier, ascensions, chores and where you finish on every board. They rank the Hall of Fame, the one board that never resets, and enough of them make your name glow in chat.
🎨 Gear dyes
Four dyes on the Peel-o-ween pass. Pick a piece in the bag and recolour it.
🎰 The Campaign Banner
Mayor Goldtooth has opened a two-week banner, and he made sure everyone showed up looking their best: five new gear sets, one for each of the first five characters you meet on the beach.
🦈 Tide Bro (Chad)
- Shark Head (Rare): "Chad swears it was like this when he found it."
- Surfboard (Common): "Waxed daily. Ridden twice."
- Tropical Shorts (Common): "Legally a shirt too, if you believe in yourself."
🧶 Sunday Best (Granny Peel)
- Knitted Bonnet (Common): "Knitted in one sitting. The sitting lasted four years."
- Knitting in Progress (Rare): "She's making you one whether you like it or not."
- Jam-Jar Apron (Rare): "Every jar labelled. Every label says 'banana'."
🏴☠️ Dread Captain (Captain Rindlock)
- Tricorn of Seven Bunches (Rare): "Seven bunches plundered. Six eaten on the spot."
- Potassium Parrot (Rare): "Only knows one word. It's 'potassium'."
- Peg-Stem & Sash (Epic): "The peg is structural. The sash is emotional."
🧪 Mad Lab (Dr. Pitsworth)
- Data Goggles (Rare): "Displays 400 numbers. Understands three."
- Lab Coat (Epic): "Every sticker is a peer-reviewed achievement."
- Flask Bandolier (Rare): "Do not shake. Do not stir. Do not ask."
🎩 Boomtown Boss (Mayor Goldtooth)
- Toucan Top Hat (Epic): "Paid for by the Toucan Beautification Fund."
- Ribbon-Cutting Shears (Legendary): "He's opened eleven of the same bridge."
- Pile of Gold Coins (Legendary): "Public funds. Very public. Look how shiny."
How the banner works
- It runs for two weeks, until October 26, then it's gone
- Every pull is one of the 15 new pieces, Common to Legendary. Nothing from the rest of the collection
- The Pile of Gold Coins is featured: half of every Legendary pull is the coins
- Pity still guarantees a Legendary, and here that means a Campaign Legendary
Cosmic Drop and Halos & Horns stay up the whole time, so nothing else is going anywhere.
🎁 Also in v1.4
- The OG title. Played before the seasons began? It's waiting for you in the Wardrobe.
- The #1 Backer set. Join the Discord from the menu and type the code pinned there: Crown, Foam Finger and Confetti, yours for good.
- Chat & profiles: chat shows each player's title and prestige, and their face opens their profile.
- The Season screen (pass + leaderboards) now sits in the Menu, right under the Shop and Summons.
Thanks for playing, and good luck on the boards! 🍌