Let's just be totally honest here y'all - I've been an asshat. I mean I came to drop bombs and I just ended up dropping the ball.
Someone also thought I died too, so I'll even throw that one in for free.
Apologies my friends. As a solo dev with a real life ♥♥♥♥♥♥ job and mouths to feed, life got in the way. Not an excuse, just an explanation. If y'all have under 2 hours gameplay feel free to refund and I'll even send you a key if you decide you're still feelin' the burn. Dad jokes. Anyway, things are slowing down and speeding up. I'm going to do my best to uphold my promise to keep this updated. Better late than never? No? Okay, I'm an asshat.