To the Resistance,
In less than 24 hours since the launch of our rebellion, you have drawn first blood. We can officially confirm that the first 100 contracts of the Appeasement Fund have been secured!
That's 10% of our objective, achieved on the very first day.
Our sources inside the FUFFF's ivory tower report a state of "surprise" and "mild panic." They expected a protest; you have given them a war. They underestimated your resolve, and now they are watching the numbers climb with fear in their eyes.
But this is the most dangerous moment.
We have proven we are a threat, and now they will be watching our every move. They are counting on us to celebrate and lose momentum. They believe this initial surge will fade. We have 6 DAYS LEFT to prove them wrong and secure the other 90%.
We cannot give them an inch. We must intensify the attack on all three fronts.
Here's How We Keep the Pressure On:
Keep Funding the War Chest: The $2.99 price is our greatest weapon. If you know someone waiting, tell them the rebellion is real and we need them now. Gifting a copy is the ultimate act of defiance.
Continue the PR Assault: The positive reviews are working! We're seeing the needle move, but we're not at "Mostly Positive" yet. If you haven't left a review, your voice is critical in this phase of the battle.
Feed the Creative War Machine: The "Choreography Mandate" thread is filling up with genius ideas. Keep them coming! Let's give them so much to "review" their heads spin.
You have achieved a stunning victory on day one. But the war is won by those who fight until the very end.
Don't let up. For the Fight!
The Team at Celebrity Kombat Corp.