To the Resistance,
We did it.
Despite threats of digital litigation and a barrage of angry emails written in all-caps, we've pressed the big red button. The Act of Defiance is no longer a plan; it is a reality.
Effective immediately, Celebrity Kombat is available for its final, defiant price:
$2.99 - 80% OFF!
This isn't just a sale; it's a weapon. It's our way of arming every last one of you for the final push against the tyrannical demands of the celebrity union. They wanted scarcity; we're giving you a revolution.
This is our last stand. The deadline of October the 15th is absolute. If we do not meet the three demands by then, the game is gone forever. This discount is our all-in, go-for-broke final offensive.
YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:
ARM THE TROOPS (The Appeasement Fund): Buy the game for $2.99. Gift it to your entire friend group. Share it on your social medial. Every single copy sold is a direct blow to their financial demands.
WIN HEARTS & MINDS (The Adoration Clause): If you own the game, leave an honest review! Every positive review pushes us closer to the "Mostly Positive" rating their egos demand.
DESIGN THE BATTLE PLAN (The Choreography Mandate): Head to our Steam forums and post your best move ideas. Overwhelm them with your creativity!
This is it. There are no more reinforcements coming. There is no tomorrow. It's now or never.
Buy it. Gift it. Review it. Share it. Let's show them what a truly united community can do.
In Defiance,
The Team at Celebrity Kombat Corp.