To the Resistance,
We've been watching you fight back, and it has inspired us. The sales are climbing, the reviews are pouring in, and your combat ideas are terrifyingly brilliant. The FUFFF is watching too, and they're getting nervous. They think they can just wait out the clock until the October the 15th.
We're not going to let that happen.
It's time for us, the developers, to join the fight directly. We're staging an act of open defiance. We're going to blow the gates wide open and call for reinforcements.
IN 3 DAYS, ON September the 29th, we are launching the "Delisting Discount."
This will be a massive, temporary price drop designed to arm as many new fighters as possible for this final push. This is likely the last time Celebrity Kombat will ever be on sale. It might be the last time you can buy it at all.
This is our final offensive. The funds from this sale will go directly to the Appeasement Fund. More players mean more reviews to crush the Adoration Clause.
Your mission today is simple: Prepare for battle. Wishlist the game if you haven't already. Set a reminder on your calendar. Tell every friend you have that the final fight is about to begin.
Let's make this a sale they'll never forget.
In Solidarity,
The Team at Celebrity Kombat Corp.