That's right, Loser's Romance now includes character classes.
New games begin with you picking your two worst traits, which determine your dialogue options. These traits:
CREEPER: Your vibe is "lives in a bus station bathroom and has non-fatally stabbed four people."
DIM: You're dangerously stupid, my good Beavis. Realistically, you'll age out of high school before you graduate.
FEDORA: You've brought chivalry into the twenty-first century by calling girls "milady" and giving inappropriately intimate gift baskets.
NECKBEARD: You know a ton of book and computer stuff, and it doesn't matter because everyone thinks you're a rude dick.
RANDO: LOL, you're so random. Bacon biscuits! Weasel cum! Please end my life!
This also means a bunch of new dialogue options are available.