Greetings Gulletlords! We’ve stretched out some extra updates recently!
New Trailer - A Clearer Look
Our brand-new trailer just went live! Thanks to community feedback, we revamped our trailer to show clearer footage of all the different game modes. Whether you like cooperative chaos or competitive contortions, this trailer’s got every angle covered. You can catch it right here on Steam or on the official Esophaguys YouTube channel:
Limited Edition Tie-Dye T-Shirts
If you spotted us towering over the crowd at MagFest 2026 in D.C. earlier this year, you might’ve noticed our vibrant Esophaguys Tie-Dye T-Shirts. A very limited number of these essential torso coverings are now available for purchase online. Once they’re gone, they're gone!
Click here to purchase now!
Our Biggest Discount Yet
The Steam Spring Sale is live now through March 26, and it's our biggest sale yet with our lowest price yet on the game and soundtrack. Now is the perfect time to fulfill your dreams as a long-necked elder.
Thanks for helping us keep our heads held high.
Nothing but Neck,
Esophaguys Team