The Presidential Update is out! When's the last time you've seen a developer actually beat a deadline?
New Fed Wrecker: Michael Rectenwald!
Play as Michael Rectenwald, the professor and presidential candidate! You can unlock his Ghostbuster skin at 250,000 points and his Wreck-it Rectenwald skin at 1,250,000 points. Michael's special ability is Rec the Regime, which causes a cascade of bricks to fall from the ceiling.
New Fed Wrecker: Eric July!
Play as Javier Milei, the libertarian president of Argentina! Milei has already made a name for himself slashing regulations, destroying useless government departments, and of course, ending Argentina's central bank. You can unlock his General Ancap skin at 250,000 points and his Footballer skin at 1,250,000 points. Milei's special ability is Chainsaw, which revs up his signature chainsaw for some old-fashioned destruction.
New Language
In honor of Milei's victory, I added Spanish to the game!
Other Stuff
Fixed a few more quality of life things, including reworking the drops and the tutorial a little bit.