Top 5 Videos voiced by Vylet Pony joins Hyperhell as the 9th playable character! She uses the telekinesis from her horn to dual wield weapons, as well as the power of friendship to summon other ponies (vylet, dub, tiberuius, fluttgirshy) that assist in combat. Vid starts with a FULMINATED MERCURY launcher and has a lower base fire rate + gets less slime than all other characters.

You can unlock Vid by donating to the anti-Reagan resistance in 3-4 (more details on this below), or by typing crunklord3 on the main menu, alternatively you can unlock everything in the entire game (all characters + weapons) by pressing 1 and 9 at the same time on the main menu.

Showcase vid here

-New character: Top 5 Videos
4HP, 4SPD
= ability: friendship - summon ponies
+ HOLD special to make pony go to cursor
+ dual wielding
- less fire rate, max hp, slime

-New enemy variance system + a TON of new enemies
There are now orange micromissile variants of all basic enemy types as well as several new special enemy archetypes and variants for each color. Instead of introducing them all the one giant enemy pool, the game picks a couple of the enemies to spawn earlier into the run and then adds more challenging variants of those enemies + the enemies it didn't spawn earlier later into the run. Basically, there's a lot of new enemy types (~50% more) but you won't see all of them on your first run because the enemies that do show up are slightly randomized each run.

-Donating to the anti-Reagan resistance
Spawning on 3-4 right before the Reagan fight, you can give this group your points and it will keep them between runs - providing long term benefits and unlocks the more you do this. At 5,000 points deposited, you will unlock the new character Vid. An additional 5k and 10k points after that will unlock more shops to give you options for the Reagan fight. Donate another 15k unlocks passive buff drops from enemies (detailed below) and 25k more points unlocks contract rerolls. Donating 40k points after that unlocks something special...

-New temporary buff system
Can be unlocked as enemy drops by donating between runs OR you can find shops that sell buffs to you after you've killed Reagan at least once. They last for less time if you find them from enemy drops and much longer if you buy them at a shop. Currently all the buffs you can find randomly are:
Abundance: enemies/bosses drop significantly more items
Metalworker: guns are significantly more likely to be tagged variants
Efficient: use 2x less slime
Sleepy: enemy projectile speed significantly decreased. Bosses currently unaffected.

-Devil deal rerolls
Also unlocked from the donation machine, these cost 1500 points and will reroll the current available contracts but will remove one option and any gilded contracts will become regular.

-Secret final donation machine reward
TUMULT - randomizes the current stage. Now you can play with post loop enemies on mall/office/mansion! Costs 1500pts and can only be enabled at 3-4. Pair this with the chaos contract for a borderline unplayable experience! :D

-New weapon tag: BEEG - num projectiles and projectile size increased, fire rate lowered

-New contract: GLASS - 3x bullet power, 2x damage taken

-a TON of misc character tweaks
Frax: rmb cost decreased slightly: 1 -> 0.9
Gupi: ammo bonus nerfed 40% -> 25%, accuracy penalty increased 50% -> 100%, gain 20% less slime
Folie: bite size + bite speed increased, gets more slime from kills, cleansed buff nerf
Dj Recode: activating invincibility at full hp makes it last twice as long
Webcage: you can now hold rmb to throw turrets, default weapon buffed
Jelly B2B America: Default gun projectiles buffed 3 -> 5, hand fire rate lowered, hand range increased

-Shops are now SIGNIFICANTLY cheaper and their prices are randomized (~3x cheaper on average)

-Lots of QOL/balance tweaks/Bug fixes:
Bursting tag on burst weapons buffed
Brisk contract buffed from 1 -> 2 speed
Minibosses leave a big splatter on death now
Cleansing pools and contracts now have a brief buffer until they activate
Jerry Hernandez miniboss nerfed (he shoots less purple projectiles now)
Made loop 2 blood requirements easier
Added active contract/buff readouts to pause screen
Thunderbird tweaked to be a burst weapon
Fixed gupi snare not blocking some deceasedRa4/worm attacks
Fixed bumpers not reflecting hyper bullets
Fixed some B2B bugs where you could throw enemies while dead
Nerfed DeceasedRa4 black hole projectile HP
'How to unlock' messages now also show who you're unlocking
Piso now flees from bosses in a less annoying way
Added an in game timer for speedrunners, activated by typing "katigt" on the main menu
Rocket launcher enemies play a sound when firing now, tweaked player rocket noises as well
Fixed shops not closing properly at the start of the Reagan fight
Knifeball acts like a tier 2 and makes it harder to pick up regular crates, also it uses knife ammo on the hud now
Lowered fridge hp 15 -> 8
Fixed lightshow lasers not converging with webcage turrets

Thank you for continuing to play my game <3