Not convinced yet? Well, let us convince you!
Things that Desktop Dungeons: Rewind guarantees:
🐐 Brain-teasing fun-geons! (I will admit that's a stretch)
🐐 Daily tests of your skill in D.E.R.P missions
🐐 Losing your D.E.R.P streak as Goatperson
Things that Desktop Dungeons: Rewind does not guarantee:
❌ The accurate and persistent balancing of the Goatperson
❌ Economic stability
❌ Your safety
Oh, and here's the teaser we promised.

That is all. Have a good day!
- QCF Design