Hello, non-floaty human friends!
Get ready to ssssscreaaaam - from excitement! 😉
We’ll be participating in ScreamFest this year on Oct 25 - Nov 1. Catch our demo during the event!
Vampires, monsters, and magic - what more could you want from our cute and creepy quest for veganism? With a little help from your uncles, Frank and Stein, to get you started in your own little garden, let the nourishment begin!
But wait! Not everyone is happy about your new life choices!
Your father, the one and only Dracula, does NOT approve. Every night, he sends ghoulish minions to destroy your crops, ravish your sustenance, and deny you your - gasp - oatmeal shake! The HORROR!
Defeat Transylvania's mythical creatures and reap the rewards to continue sowing your crops, and do quests for your uncles while you’re at it.


If your crops are destroyed, don't sweat it. There is always a chance to try dieting again - this time with new knowledge and abilities!

Begin your journey to disappoint defy your father here today!
Thank you, as always, for your support during development! If you’d like to join our House, check us out on Discord, Twitter, or TikTok. We can’t wait to see you there!
🦇 Ta-ta for now! 🦇
